Really funny jokes-Sam and Abe

Sam as well as Abe, now in their eighties, initial met in class school. Their relationship now is playing cards, playing jokes as well as creation bets.

One day Sam calls Abe as well as says, "I gamble we which mine is longer soothing than yours is hard. A thousand dollars..."

Abe replies, "How can which be? If we know anything about biology you...."

Sam interrupts, "I called for the bet, not the lecture. Mine is longer soothing than yours is hard. A thousand dollars... YES OR NO?"

Abe says, "OK, OK. I'll take which bet. How long is yours soft?"

Sam answers, "Eleven years!"