Friday, June 10, 2011

Yo Mama-So Greasy

Yo mama's so greasy, she sweats Crisco.
Yo mama's so greasy, she sweats butter and syrup and has the full time job during Denny's wiping pancakes opposite her forehead.
Yo mama's so greasy, she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies.
Yo mama's so greasy, she's labeled as an part in Crisco.
Yo mama's so greasy, if Crisco had the football team, she'd be the mascot.
Yo mama's so greasy, she uses bacon as the rope aid.
Yo mama's so greasy, when she slid into second she ended in Detroit.
Yo mama's so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her.
Yo mama's so greasy, we could fry the chicken cooking for twelve on her forehead.
Yo mama's so greasy, we buttered my popcorn with her leg hairs.
Yo mama's so greasy, her freckles slipped off.

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