Really funny jokes-The Family Feud

Here have been some actual answers from contestants who have appeared upon the game uncover
Family Feud (Family Fortunes in the UK):

Name something the blind person competence use: the sword

Name the strain with moon in the title: blue suede moon

Name the bird with the prolonged neck: the penguin

Name an occupation where we need the torch: the burglar

Name the important brother and sister: Bonnie and Clyde

Name an object of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers: the horse

Name something which floats in the bath: water

Name something we wear upon the beach: the rug chair

Name something red: my cardigan

Name the important cowboy: Buck Rogers

Name the important royal: mail

Name the series we have to memorize: 7

Name something we do before going to bed: sleep

Name something we put upon walls: roofs

Name something in the garden that's green: the scarecrow

Name something which flies which doesn't have an engine: dishes

Name something we competence be allergic to: skiing

Name the important bridge: the overpass over troubled waters

Name something the cat does: goes to the toilet

Name the continent: Italy

Name something we do in the bathroom: decorate

Name an animal we competence see at the zoo: the dog

Name something slippery: the con man

Name the kind of ache: the pancake

Name the food which can be brown or white: potato

Name the potato topping: jam

Name the important Scotsman: Jock

Another important Scotsman: Vinnie Jones

Name something with the hole in it: window

Name the non-living object with legs: plant

Name the made at home animal: leopard

Name the part of the physique beginning with 'N': knee

Name the way of in progress fish: cod

Name something we clean: your sis