Friday, June 24, 2011

Office jokes-Life of a Government Worker

Life Of A Government Worker

- You work 200 hours for a $100 bonus check as well as jubilantly say "Oh wow, thanks!"

- Dilbert cartoons hang outside each cube.

- When workers screw up they have been transferred to an additional bureau to be someone else's problem; when government screws up they have been promoted.

- Your boss' a one preferred lines have been "when we get a few minutes," "in your gangling time," "when you're liberated up" as well as "I have an opportunity for we to excel."

- Training is something oral about though never seen.

- Vacation is something we hurl over to subsequent year.

- No travel income to do a mission, though always sufficient income for an additional invalid conference.

- Change is a norm.

- Organizational direction changes each 2 or 3 years.

- The misfortune probable repute comes from being a initiator of a complaint.

- You only have makeup for fluorescent lighting.

- You can name some-more Government employees which used to work with we than a ones we work directly with in your current position.

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