Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Funny jokes-Magician and Parrot

A wizard worked upon a journey ship. The audience was different any week, so a wizard did a same tricks over as well as over again.

There was one problem. The captain's parrot saw a shows any week as well as began to assimilate how a wizard did any trick. Once he understood, he started cheering in a middle of a show "Look, it's not a same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding a flowers under a table," or "Hey, because have been all a cards a genius of spades?"

The wizard was furious, though couldn't do anything. It was, after all, a captain's parrot. Then a ship sank. The wizard found himself upon a piece of wood in a middle of a sea with, as predestine would have it, a parrot.

They stared at any alternative with hatred, though did not utter a word. This went upon for a day as well as afterwards another as well as afterwards another.

Finally upon a fourth day, a parrot could not reason behind as well as said,

"OK, I give up. Where's a f*cking ship?"

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