Funny jokes-Piano humor

Q: What do we get if we run over an armed forces military military officer with the steam roller?
A: A prosaic major.

Q: What do we contend to an armed forces military military officer as you're about to run him or her over with the steam roller?
A: Be flat, major.

Q: What do we contend after we run an armed forces military military officer over with the steam roller?
A: See prosaic major.