Saturday, July 23, 2011

Funny jokes-Things not to do while waiting for your date

Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents' House

Sniff a air as well as say it smells similar to a bordello.

Repeatedly zip as well as unzip your fly.

Go into a extensive story about how we had Mexican food last night as well as ask if we can use a bathroom.

Mention which 'Mr Happy' is primed as well as ready.

Ask what time we should lapse your date tomorrow morning.

Recite a integrate of ribald limericks.

Ask a mom as well as dad what in front of they were in when they recognised their daughter.

Scratch your arm as well as say your herpes is acting up again.

Pretend to eat your arm.

Ask a dad if we can steal a integrate of condoms.

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