Really funny jokes-Harmless old hound

Upon entering a little country store, a stranger beheld a pointer warning, Danger! Beware of dog! posted on a glass door. Inside, he beheld a submissive aged hound dog defunct on a building beside a money register.

Is which a dog folks have been ostensible to beware of? he asked a owner.

Yep, thats him, came a reply.

The stranger couldnt help but be amused. That certainly doesnt look similar to a dangerous dog to me. Why in a world would we post which sign?

Because, a owners explained, Before we posted which sign, people kept tripping over him.