Blonde jokes-Four corners

There is a large room with four corners. In a first corner, we find Superman. In a second dilemma we find Batman. In a third dilemma we find Spiderman. And in a fourth dilemma we find a gorgeous, extremely intelligent, 100% natural blonde lady with a ultra-thin magazine-model figure. In a center of a room there is a pot of gold. Who gets to a pot of bullion first?

A: None, because nothing of these characters exist.