He's strong--and a small gamy, we think! Now we know why Superman left Krypton.
Earth was a only place where he could get steroids!
Lois Lane is Crazy about Superman.
On Valentine's Day, she sends a label to a phone company!
Because of his X-ray vision, Superman is incompetent to pass an eye test.
When he looks during an eye-chart, he sees through it to a billboard in a next county!
As mild-mannered Clark Kent, Superman is fearful of girls.
He's disturbed which he'll run into a a single he stole a red as well as blue fit from!
Superman can fly opposite a nation in 10 minutes.
A small longer, if he's on stand-by!
Superman used to fly opposite a nation most faster.
Now he has to go by way of Atlanta!
I consider Superman would be cooler if he was a Man of Reinforced Plexiglass.
Bullets would still bounce off, but we'd get a combined reward of saying real superhero inner organs.
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