Funny New Year jokes-Quit smoking

Dave, at a New Year's party, turns to his friend, Kevin, as well as asks for a cigarette.

'I thought we made a New Year's fortitude to give up smoking,' Kevin responds.

'I'm in a process of quitting,' replies Dave with a grin.

'Right now, I am in a center of proviso one.'

'Phase one?' wonders Kevin.

'Yeah,' laughs Dave, 'I've give up buying.'