1. Don't call yourself by your genuine name, e.g. Ms. Jenny Pinchuck, The Amazing Stevie Foster.
2. Don't call yourself by someone else's genuine name, e.g. Mr. Teddy Kennedy, Captain Dean Martin.
3. Choose the name that suggests power, heroism as well as prowess, e.g. Captain Power, Thunderman, Mr. Invincible, Justiceman.
4. Don't be as well modest, e.g. Mr. Pretty Good, Captain So-So, Fairly Incredibleman.
5. But don't work the point, e.g. Mr. So-Powerful-Don't-Even-Think-About-It-Buddy.
6. Don't select the name detrimental to your crime fighting image, e.g. Captain Spongecake, Mr. Silly, Yellow Streak, Purple Slippers, Captain Evil
7. Don't select the name of an existent Superhero unless we have lots of income as well as humour fighting litigation instead of supervillains.
8. It's no make use of calling yourself Captain Invincible if your only power is self-control over Hostess Twinkies as well as we humour from the congenial hole-in-the-heart condition. It's just asking for trouble.
9. Don't call yourself the Invisible Boy if you're not.
10. Don't call yourself the Invisible Boy if you're the girl.
11. Don't call yourself the Invisible Lady if you're the man - even if we do feel similar to the woman trapped in the man's body.
12. Don't give away important report in your name, e.g. The Glass Jaw, Captain Vulnerable-to-Strontium 90.
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