Funny New Year jokes-Annual conflict

As in many homes upon New Year's Day, Lesley as well as Mark, a happily married couple, faced a annual dispute of that was more important: a football match upon television, or a New Year's lunch.

Hoping to keep a peace Mark ate lunch with a rest of a family, as well as even lingered for a little pleasant after-lunch discuss prior to retiring to a lounge to turn upon a television.

Some minutes later, Lesley looked in to see how he was as well as courteously even bought a cold beer for Mark.

She smiled, kissed him upon a impertinence as well as asked what a measure was.

Mark told her it was half time as well as that a measure was still 0-0

'See?' Lesley pronounced happily, 'You didn't skip a thing.